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Technology at its finest.
OK, so this tool might be a fake product, but the Dildo Selfie Stick is pretty much one of the most ingenious ideas of the year. Definitely worth a MacArthur Genius Grant. You can easily capture your face when you’re pleasing yourself. It’s the ultimate gift for a narcissist who also loves watching him- or herself in the most intense moment of ecstasy.
Oh, and of course the Dildo Selfie Stick also lets you attach your other adult toys.
Make sure you tag your masturbation content with #DildoSelfieStick.
Gabe Bergado is a Daily Dot alumnus who covered dank memes, teens, and the weirdest corners of the Internet. One time, Ted Cruz supporters turned him into a meme—or at least tried to. In 2017, he started reporting for Teen Vogue's entertainment section.