Sausage is one of the more versatile proteins, as evidenced by the ability to eat it for breakfast with eggs or for dinner with pasta, along with the long list of types of chicken sausage available at Trader Joe’s. The meat has also launched a #sausagemovement Vine meme, with teens sharing their love of sausage via the magic of sick beats.
BuzzFeed explained the phenomenon earlier this month. The meme is basically people rapping about their affinity for the wiener, putting their own signature spin on the anthem with new lyrics.
There are tons of great #sausagemovement Vines and videos on Instagram, but this is hands down the best one yet:
Here it is transcribed if you couldn’t catch all of the lyrics:
Everybody say sausage keep it going
Eggs, bacon grits, sausage.
I’m a skinny bitch but I still take sausage
I got a fat ass but I still take the sausage
I got a flat ass but I still take a sausage
Wake up in the morning and I eat that sausage
I’m a redhead but I still take the sausage
I’m a gay n*gga but I still take sausage
White girls, black girls take ya man’s sausage
*something inaudible and gargled* sausage
White and I’m thick but you know I get the sausage
Yeah I read books but they all about sausage
sausage sausage sausage sausage sausage
I like girls can I still take sausage?
This squad is enthusiastic and surprisingly socially conscious, so we hereby nominate them as the face of the sausage revolution. But also: WHO IS LETTING THESE TEENS JUST RAP ABOUT SAUSAGE IN A CLASSROOM? Where is the teacher supervision? All the other kids sitting in the background totally unfazed by the rap make this video even funnier.
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