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These porn stars have the best gift ever for the graduating class of 2015

They manage to make even the most innocent book sound scandalous.

Mar 1, 2020, 3:53 am*

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Marisa Kabas

If you’ve ever graduated from anywhere, ever, you’ve probably received a copy of Dr. Seuss’ Oh, the Places You’ll Go!.

Whether a person is receiving a diploma from kindergarten, high school, or basket weaving school, this motivational, swirl-covered classic is the perfect graduation gift. And even if you have fond memories of your mother reading you this tale, hearing porn stars recite it will give you a whole new level of appreciation.

RatedXLife gathered 42 female porn stars to read the story out loud. Somehow, they managed to make even the most innocent book sound scandalous.

Screengrab via RatedXLife/YouTube

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*First Published: May 12, 2015, 6:38 pm