Here’s a bunch of porn stars in ugly holiday sweaters

Get your XXX-mas on.

Mar 1, 2020, 2:19 pm*

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EJ Dickson

On the list of vaunted holiday traditions, wearing an ugly Christmas sweater ranks somewhere between watching It’s a Wonderful Life and puking up spiked eggnog the morning after your office holiday party.

But here’s a new twist on the holiday classic: porn stars wearing ugly Christmas sweaters, courtesy of the porn website WoodRocket (NSFW, obviously), the studio that brought you SpongeKnob SquareNuts (NSFW) and Game of Bones.

Here are the safe-for-work photos, featuring lovely ladies Kayla Jane Danger, Ashlynn Archer, Leya Falcon, and Tabitha Stevens. (As tempting as it might be, please refrain from making a “ho, ho, ho” pun in the comments, as that wouldn’t be in the holiday spirit of sex positivity.)

Gary Orona/WoodRocket


Gary Orona/Woodrocket

Gary Orona/Woodrocket

Gary Orona/Woodrocket

Gary Orona/Woodrocket

Gary Orona/Woodrocket

Gary Orona/Woodrocket

There’s also an uncensored version on the WoodRocket website, featuring nudity and some “minty anal penetration with a large candy cane,” as a WoodRocket rep told HuffPo. Um, we think we’ll stick with gingerbread this year, thanks.

H/T Huffington Post | Photo via Gary Orona/WoodRocket

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*First Published: Dec 19, 2014, 5:30 pm