At a press conference in Tokyo on Tuesday, the Pokémon Company announced some new Pokémon-themed mobile apps.
Perhaps the strangest of the announcements was Pokémon Sleep: an app that “aims to turn sleeping into entertainment by having a player’s time spent sleeping, and the time they wake up, affect the gameplay.”
⬇️ Pokémon GO Plus + Details ⬇️— Pokémon (@Pokemon) May 29, 2019
☀️ Use it as a Pokémon GO Plus during the day.
🌙 Put it next to your pillow at night to track your time sleeping.
🎮 It sends this sleep information to your smartphone via Bluetooth. #PokemonGOPlusPlus
Concerns about dystopian surveillance states aside, it’s a peculiar take on a brand that has made its most recent waves by encouraging people to get out of the house rather than curl up in bed.
The game works as a sleep tracker, monitoring your sleep cycle and encouraging you to get some dang rest. It works in tandem with Pokémon Go and the Pokémon Go Plus + tracker.
As you can imagine, the internet has wasted no time in riffing on the whole idea.
There’s a Pokémon Sleep meme for those who enjoy putting off addressing their depression with some good old fashioned shut-eye.
*Pokemon sleep is announced*— Benjamin Stubbings (@caboose842) May 29, 2019
People with depression: pic.twitter.com/PVTR3sbmtM
These folks raise a valid question: Which Pokémon would you sleep in bed with?
@ all Poketubers I got an idea for you.— Mamodxx⌛ (@Mamodxx) May 29, 2019
Top 5 Pokemon I Can't Wait To Sleep With pic.twitter.com/Dq8vIk5sjj
Of course, it’s not Pokémon if it’s not at least a little cute.
The Pokemon Sleep I want pic.twitter.com/X7wplv3sSq— Bulbasaur Propaganda (@BulbaGanda) May 29, 2019
Some people are just never satisfied with only one game.
alright, it ate at me all day how low-effort that original Pokemon Nap image was because i was trying to be the first one to get the joke out, so i did it more properly this time. this is just for my own satisfaction really lmao pic.twitter.com/f0v4dFql4N— scythes & wifes (@JillKatze) May 29, 2019
Then there’s all the rest.
Pokemon Go— MacIntyre Rath (@MacIntyreRath) May 29, 2019
Pokemon Quit Smoking
Pokemon Cognitive Behavioral Therapy
Pokemon Free and Accessible Birth Control
Pokemon Socialized Healthcare
Pokemon CO2 Emission Cap
this is the Pokemon Sleep experience pic.twitter.com/mFTyhQGdyd— Lenox (@Lenoxmst) May 29, 2019
Mom I'm going to sleep early to play some pokemon sleep pic.twitter.com/eYHqTl6mpd— the real Wii shop channel!!! (@Wiishopchannel1) May 29, 2019
wow! i'm so excited for pokemon / nintendo to monitor my bodily functions! 🤩🙌 pic.twitter.com/B0c8zCyDGI— shilly ✌️ (@shillingburger) May 29, 2019
Boring the audience to sleep while announcing a new sleep product is some galaxy brain marketing pic.twitter.com/FDPGLp1ZR1— André Segers (@AndreSegers) May 29, 2019
Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s time for my scheduled mid-workday nap. Pokémon Sleep is coming in 2020, so wake me up then.
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