This article contains explicit material.
There are some things you don’t know you need in life until you happen upon them. For some, it might be an unexpected relationship, the perfect pair of shoes, a standing desk. But for me, it’s this video of a man hitting a ping-pong ball with his wiener. You read this correctly, there is a video of a man hitting a ping-pong ball with his penis—his ding-dong, cock, cornholer, trouser snake, his disco stick if you will.
The man—blond, pale-skinned, and completely hairless—is able to control his long, flaccid dong with the utmost precision and skill. Surely he is a practiced ping-dong player. (See what I did there? Also I am sorry.)
Watch. Share with your friends, family, and co-worker; share with strangers; share because it’s the right thing to do—it’s the empathetic thing to do. Share because I told you so.
A quick note for the brave man in the video: Slide into my DMs whenever. I’m a solid 7 and a moderately successful Internet writer. I’ll be waiting, even if it’s forever. (Also if we do bang, please grow out your pubes. Thank you in advance.)