black friday

Worth stampeding for.

Mischievous artist Jeff Wysaki lives to troll retailers, posting everything from absurd directions on fruit selection to revised product descriptions to fake Halloween costumes.

All of which is to say that Black Friday is basically his Christmas. And, true to form, Wysaki rolled out some amazing material for the consumerist “holiday,” touting cheap bar mitzvah invites and free falcons galore.

If I were you, I’d start camping out in the Target parking lot now.

H/T Mashable | Photo via Obvious Plant/Tumblr

Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'

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