Do these Newseum visitors know their reporting clips are on YouTube?

newseum kids doing report

Screengrab via NewseumArchives/YouTube

It’s an audition in front of the entire world.

For several years, Washington D.C.’s Newseum—it’s a news museum, get it?—has operated an installation that lets visitors get in front of a green screen and “deliver the news.” Hapless tourists may assume it’s just their friends watching, but, as comedy writer Sage Boggs pointed out this week, the videos are winding up on YouTube. 

Newseum News offers the full spectrum of weird stuff humans will do when presented with a camera and microphone. Some, like Dancin’ Ashley, are natural entertainers: 

Others take the opportunity to own their friends:

Some don’t have any friends at all. (Bill, if you’re out there, we hope you’re okay.)

Bill didn’t know it at the time, but there’s at least one person who loves him.

At least some people try to take the news seriously: 

Newseum Network News is a mirror on the best and worst of humanity, including our universal love for poops, butts, and tits. Each one of these is a perfect little treasure.

There are a ton of these on Boggs’ Twitter thread, and dozens more on YouTube. People have been posting underappreciated Newseum Network News compilations for years. 

The Newseum is not unaware of this dorky phenomenon. Their social media people noticed Boggs’ tweets taking off, and sent him a polite response: 

And that’s the news.

Jay Hathaway

Jay Hathaway

Jay Hathaway is a former senior writer who specialized in internet memes and weird online culture. He previously served as the Daily Dot’s news editor, was a staff writer at Gawker, and edited the classic websites Urlesque and Download Squad. His work has also appeared on,, and the Morning News.