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Men trying to draw the perfect vagina is exactly as awkward as it sounds

These drawings don't look like vaginas, but they're kinda fun.


Joey Keeton

Internet Culture

Posted on Apr 30, 2015   Updated on May 28, 2021, 10:59 pm CDT

This article contains sexually explicit material.

Asking a man to draw his ideal vagina will inevitably lead to something incoherent. That said, it also has a near 100 percent chance of being hilarious. 

YouTube channel Sexperimental LOLPervs tasked men with this exact challenge, which led to immediate discomfort and handwaving. 

The things the dudes say before putting pencil to paper are so uncomfortable that you almost hope these gents are allowed to leave without attempting to draw anything at all. Some samples:

  • “I accept the vagina however it appears…”
  • “I don’t have any predilection towards a different vagina disposition.”
  • “I don’t like, uh, disinterested vaginas… Unwilling vaginas make me really uncomfortable.”

Unwilling vaginas?

Oddly enough, the source of this creepy quote also drew the most accurate vagina doodle, which, in turn, further proves that semi-accurate vagina sketches are creepier than those that are flat-out failures. Our favorite? The palm tree vagina. 

Not that any of this goes well when the tables are turned. As shown here, women’s penis drawings look like the sharpie artwork scribbled inside a dive bar bathroom.

H/T Cosmopolitan|Screengrab via Sexperimental LOLPervs/YouTube

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*First Published: Apr 30, 2015, 11:30 am CDT