America’s sweetheart Ellen DeGeneres loves surprising her guest with their celebrity crushes. Want to marry Adam Levine? Ellen can arrange a meeting. Do you love Justin Bieber? She might just send him to your house… or kidnap you in a box and bring you to the show to meet him (apparently a lot of people love the Bieb) She’s even surprised celebrities with other celebrities, like the time she brought Oprah on to talk about farming with Tiffany Haddish.
Ellen even got a little surprise herself last year on her 60th birthday.
All these great moments got people wondering “What if I was on Ellen?” Turns out their answers were a tad darker than they usually like to get on upbeat daytime television shows.
Me on Ellen
— 🦇Princess Morgan🦇 (@PrincessMorganB) March 4, 2019
Ellen: "So I heard you like Castlevania?"
Me: "I DO"
*hundreds of night creatures descend upon the studio*
Me: "Oh my God Ellen you didn't"
me on ellen
— 🫶🏻 (@starlightfilmz) March 2, 2019
ellen: so i heard you love the ocean
me: ya
(the studio starts flooding)
me: omg ellen you didn’t
https://twitter.com/folykl/status/1102409610365976578
on ellen
— alicia 🏎️ (@alochos) March 4, 2019
ellen: so i heard you're a big fan of joe mazzello's nose
me: yes..
(joe walks in like photo below)
me: omg ellen you didn't pic.twitter.com/8H6tKGbwW8
https://twitter.com/UnifierLyone/status/1102406375597113344
https://twitter.com/kirishimami/status/1101983993988292608
*on Ellen*
— lisi (@nnaliese) February 27, 2017
ELLEN: so i hear u tweet about wanting to die
ME: haha yeah, i do
*Death comes out, creeps up behind me*
ME: omg ellen you didnt
me: *on ellen*
— celi (@murdocksbuck) March 4, 2019
ellen: so I heard you love the winter soldier
me: yeahhh
*the winter soldier theme starts playing*
me: omg ellen you didn’t
me: *gets assassinated*
Me on Ellen
— Mateo 🍌 (@_justmateo_) March 5, 2019
Ellen: So I hear you like Disney
Me: Ya lol
(Walt Disney’s frozen head rolls in)
Me: omg Ellen you didn’t
https://twitter.com/Ieapyear/status/1102633628054552576
https://twitter.com/herbz1996/status/1102698134986211332
https://twitter.com/hithereimlex/status/1102287991618367488
These jokes might seem a little dark for Ellen fans, who love her normally positive and uplifting show, but don’t forget that DeGeneres started her carrer as a standup comedian in the 1980s. The things she no doubt heard in greenrooms back then probably make these memes seem like knock knock jokes. It’s a safe bet that, if she gets wind of them, she’ll find the new memes hilarious.
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