There are basically three ways an encounter with a bee can go: You can shoo it away, you can kill it, or you can get stung. (Maybe, if you’re pure of heart, you can feed it and get a tiny high-five in return.)
But Twitter user @whiteandfaded doesn’t subscribe to typical bee protocol. Granted, he showed familiar apprehension when one invaded his home.
Home invasion in progress pic.twitter.com/Qkg5wMF3KP
— return of the M̶a̶c̶k̶ belt (@branflakeassMAN) June 13, 2016
In short order, however, he had captured the intrusive insect.
He mine now pic.twitter.com/wsHI9gKvjm
— return of the M̶a̶c̶k̶ belt (@branflakeassMAN) June 13, 2016
But this left him with yet another decision to make.
Wait hol up
— return of the M̶a̶c̶k̶ belt (@branflakeassMAN) June 13, 2016
Though not the decision you’d assume.
What do I do with the bee?
— return of the M̶a̶c̶k̶ belt (@branflakeassMAN) June 13, 2016
This being the internet—a place where the animated Jerry Seinfeld vehicle Bee Movie (2007) has become something of an ironically revered cult classic mined for a plethora of bee-related memes—there could only ever have been one outcome here.
the people have spoken
— return of the M̶a̶c̶k̶ belt (@branflakeassMAN) June 13, 2016
almost time pic.twitter.com/4BhEMam6dL
— return of the M̶a̶c̶k̶ belt (@branflakeassMAN) June 13, 2016
And that, friends, is how this bee wound up spending what could well be its dying moments watching Bee Movie.
I'm watching Bee Movie with a bee🐝 pic.twitter.com/Daub2dXTfc
— proper fuckt innit? (@branflakeassMAN) June 13, 2016
https://twitter.com/NakedHotdog/status/742457587027742720
https://twitter.com/nesquikboi200/status/742452061476913152
Ideally he’ll make it all the way through and offer us a stinging critique.
Update 5:23pm CT, June 13: The bee survived and presumably returned to the hive to spoil Bee Movie for all the other bees.
Ok the bee's gone now that was a good way to kill 2 hours
— return of the M̶a̶c̶k̶ belt (@branflakeassMAN) June 13, 2016