man catches dildo with mouth

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Art in its highest form.

This post contains explicit material.

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are just really good at letting rubbery sex toys slide on down their esophagus.

On Monday, a GIF of an unidentified man expertly catching a dildo with his mouth began floating around the Internet. And this dildo didn’t look like your trainer sex toy. The cartoonish-pink, girthy phallus elegantly soar through the air and straight into the man’s mouth. Look at that focus! That expert tongue action! 

The surprised look on the dude’s face either comes from the disbelief of so flawlessly receiving the dick rocket or the pain of the dildo head plummeting into his tonsils. Either way, we can’t stop watching. 

The GIF apparently went viral on r/unexpected, where the post received more than 5,700 upvotes in 11 hours. Some redditors might be busy trying to figure out the man’s sexuality and whether he’s done something like this before, but honestly, we don’t care at all. We’re too busy being mesmerized by the art of the act.

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