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This kid got so high at the dentist he forgot how old he was
It’s always a good idea to film a child coming out of anesthesia.
Are we tired of YouTube clips of kids emerging from heavy anesthesia? Absolutely not. Whether it’s the immortal “David After Dentist” or spiritual heirs like the devastated Beyoncé superfan and the bloody-mouthed ice bucket challenge girl, the genre always delivers.
The newest addition to this menagerie of goofballs is a drugged-up lad who seems quite sure that he’s 13 years of age—until his mom tries to set him straight. Dude can’t decide what’s more surprising: that is brain isn’t working or that he may have spent years in a dentist’s chair.
Cheer up, champ. Soon, you’ll be wondering how entire decades slipped away!
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'