Kid bans mom from bedtime with savage note

It’s no secret that children can be cruel. But there’s nothing quite as savage as a child who bans his own mother from bedtime.

In a post to the /funny subReddit, redditor leability shares a note from her cousin’s son, Owen. Owen’s mad at his mommy, and he’ll be tucking his own self in tonight, thank you.

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Dang.

According to the comments, Owen isn’t the only child with a heart of ice.

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But according to other commenters, two can play that game.

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Yep, moms can be harsh, too.

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Heck, one parent even gives a step-by-step manual to scaring your would-be runaway.

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And this commenter confirms that even grandmas get in on the action.

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Now that’s cold.

Nayomi Reghay

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