Little-known fact: When pop star Justin Bieber takes off his clothes, he is naked. And when the paparazzi are lurking in some nearby foliage during Bieber’s naked time, they snap skeevy photos of said nakedness.
If you want to look at those voyeuristic, uncensored images, be our guest. We’re too busy fawning over these simply glorious edited versions.
1) Black swim trunks
MAN JUSTIN BIEBER IS SLAYING IN BORA BORA !!! pic.twitter.com/3g9M0JWYsZ
— m (@UAINTJESUS) October 7, 2015
4) Taco Bell logo
Someone should tell Justin Bieber if you go to Nathan's it doesn't make you a hot dog. pic.twitter.com/Lr8tSypxDl
— Jian DeLeon (@jiandeleon) October 7, 2015
— Cheezburger (@Cheezburger) October 7, 2015
6) Space Invader
Biebs, you may want to have that looked at by a medical professional. pic.twitter.com/IbEXa05cA9
— Aly Ellis (@alykeves) October 8, 2015
7) Assorted fruits and vegetables
8) Celebrity friend
OK, we have to link out for this one: Beware, it’s NSFW.
9) Fez and gandora
— HABITUAL₁₂₃₄⑤ (@TheLegendBizzle) October 7, 2015
10) Kim Kardashian homage
— PAPER Magazine (@papermagazine) October 7, 2015
O, CANADA pic.twitter.com/vvNDJaQNRB
— Challenger (@bakedinapie) October 8, 2015
Dude has honestly never looked better.
Photo via Joe Bielawa/Flickr (CC BY 2.0)