Josh Androsky, who recently garnered attention for trolling the heck out of Ted Cruz, is at it again. This time his sights are set on the Republican presidential candidate we love to mock because it’s far too frightening to think about what would happen if he was actually elected: Donald Trump.
Now Androsky is asking his fellow Trump haters to carve their very own Trump pumpkins, or “Trumpkins.”
“Donald Trump is the Billy Crystal of politics,” Androsky told the Daily Dot. “You try to see what he did to deserve a seat at the table, but all you find is an old man who likes blackface… I mean he’s the original trust-fund kid.”
He added, “I’ll wrestle Trump one-on-one. And I’ll win. This isn’t a threat, it’s a promise. I’ll do it in front of 30,000 people at Madison Square Garden. I’ll do it on a boat. I assume he has a lot of boats.”
Androsky assures us that he will make sure Trump sees the best Trumpkin. How will that happen? Dear reader, that will be revealed in part two of this investigation. (OMG it’s just like Serial.)
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