Attention-starved wedding gimmicks are a modern go-to for wildly in love people wrapped up in their temporary grandeur. Who are we to hate on elaborately staged true love?
Anyway, former WWE and current pro wrestler John Morrison‘s sister, Kelly Hennigan, is tying the knot to 2006 Amazing Race champion and general attention hound, Tyler MacNiven. To commemorate proceedings, the pair filmed an action film-inspired save-the-date announcement.
Operation save the date. Get it? Look, let’s just be thankful that none of us actually know these people and have to dispense obligatory Facebook likes at every wedding cycle weigh station.
Correction 7:05am CT, April 2: An earlier version of this post misspelled Kelly Hennigan’s surname.