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That’s exactly what happened Monday while freelance journalist Ned Donovan was set to board a flight in Rome. After arriving at the airport around 1pm, Donovan tweeted photos of the incident as it happened, which quickly went viral.
“I’d just arrived at the airport by train, and I saw there was a huge crowd in the concourse of Terminal 3,” Donovan told the Daily Dot. “Some Italian police were trying to wave people away from a scene behind tape but weren’t really trying very hard. No one was being allowed to walk in and they’d closed the security/entrance to the airside part of the airport.”
Afterward, police brought out a water cannon and blew up the bomb just a couple dozen feet away from passengers, “which is when all the coconut bits flew everywhere,” Donovan explained. From there, he says the Italian police simply “wandered off and left the bag there and let everyone go through security again.”
Afterward, the Italian police reportedly went “through someone’s pants” too, Donovan wrote on Twitter.
The Italian police have just blown up someone’s bag in Rome Airport and are now going through someone’s pants pic.twitter.com/3LG8tNxJoY— Ned Donovan (@Ned_Donovan) October 1, 2018
Amazing, the Italian police have blown up a bag full of coconuts and have now reopened Rome airport. Here are the exploded coconuts: pic.twitter.com/LnHhYevWIE— Ned Donovan (@Ned_Donovan) October 1, 2018
Here is a photo just moments after the suspect coconuts were blown up pic.twitter.com/DX8FbVXk6Z— Ned Donovan (@Ned_Donovan) October 1, 2018
It didn’t take long for Twitter to hop in on the coconut-themed punnery.
🎶 They put the bomb in the coconut and blow them all up. 🎶— MartinAmerica (@martinamerica) October 1, 2018
Is that a weapon of mass desiccation?— Will Dean (@WillyDean) October 1, 2018
It was a lovely bunch of coconuts pic.twitter.com/EddT9epFFn— Francisco (@Fataichi) October 2, 2018
I can only imagine how awesome that airport smells right now— Sam (@garythepuppet99) October 2, 2018
Love this story so much. Plus, coconuts can really go, um, nuts in the heat/explosion stakes. I know this because I’ve genuinely done a story about the problems caused by coconuts in coffins at crematoria.— Beccy Barr (@BeccyBarr1) October 1, 2018
Can you be on the government-exploded coconuts beat full time?— Kevin Collier (@kevincollier) October 1, 2018
The “nuts” jokes practically write themselves.
bruh, that’s coco-nuts.— sans. (@c_omicsans) October 2, 2018
So, clearly there’s a lesson to be learned here: When in Rome, do not leave your nuts unattended (or they’ll be exploded).— Elena Jinzo (@elena_SF_CA) October 2, 2018
Well.... that's one way to bust a nut.— Jesse "FaZe OWL" JENSEN (@OWLFYST_TV) October 2, 2018
I'll see myself out.
Most bizarre of all, some Twitter users wonder why the Italian police exploded a suspicious package right in front of passengers. If a deadly chemical weapon was inside, wouldn’t detonating it in the middle of an airport expose dozens to potential toxins? As Donovan told the Daily Dot, it really was “all a bit of a shambles.”
They blew it up inside the concourse?— Muriel Sowden (@MurielSowden) October 1, 2018
Just as well it wasn't full of semtex then.— Muriel Sowden (@MurielSowden) October 1, 2018
The best way to make sure it's not an explosive device that'll explode in the airport, is to blow it up inside the airport ? Um... Can't you just drag the thing out with a robot ? https://t.co/KtwsurSscq— Faustslaughter (@Faustslaughter) October 2, 2018
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There’s a lesson to be learned here: When in Rome, keep your coconuts at home, lest the police explode them and send them flying everywhere.
Disclosure: Freelance writer Ned Donovan previously contributed to the Daily Dot.
Ana Valens is a reporter specializing in online queer communities, marginalized identities, and adult content creation. She is Daily Dot's Trans/Sex columnist. Her work has appeared at Vice, Vox, Truthout, Bitch Media, Kill Screen, Rolling Stone, and the Toast. She lives in Brooklyn, New York, and spends her free time developing queer adult games.