What would the electoral map look like if only [insert thing] voted?

As we continue to hurtle toward an election that could tear a hole in the fabric of political space-time as we know it, everyone is crunching the numbers and trying to predict exactly how it might go down. Or, in the case of data wonk Nate Silver, what would happen in purely hypothetical cases.

Here's what the map would look line if only women voted: https://t.co/sjVY67qouE pic.twitter.com/rrc3GuXmGl

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 11, 2016

And here's if just dudes voted. pic.twitter.com/HjqJzIVwc4

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 11, 2016

Wow! Crazy, illuminating stuff. Thankfully, both genders have the vote, so we needn’t overly concern ourselves with this sort of breakdown.

https://twitter.com/samfbiddle/status/786284327202152450

OK, well, sure, technically, but that doesn’t have any bearing on—

electoral map if only millennial women voted #ThankYouWomen pic.twitter.com/8TyEUcm3HS

— TORMABLAS PICKASDFJKLFDSNMKOFDSJ (@Tormny_Pickeals) October 12, 2016

I don’t know if that’s actually—

Here's what the electoral map would look like if it had a cat on it. pic.twitter.com/xpqNNfZWSO

— Mike Bates (@MikeBatesTWIBH) October 12, 2016

Very cute, although we should be focusing on—

https://twitter.com/ajchavar/status/786285934987837441

Oh come on.

Here's what 2016 would look like if just people who pronounce "crayon" with two syllables voted: pic.twitter.com/ma1vPHOtbZ

— Scott Bixby (@scottbix) October 12, 2016

I just… help…

here's what the electoral map would look like if just 10-year-olds voted pic.twitter.com/4btTY2mm4k

— Kelly Weill (@KELLYWEILL) October 12, 2016

No more. Please, no more.

https://twitter.com/splendor/status/786275481926504456

This isn’t helping.

here's what the electoral map would look like if it was printed on the inside of your eyelid pic.twitter.com/BdLy5Vk2Xq

— recognize. (@jenihead) October 12, 2016

WE GET IT.

What would the electoral map look like if it wore pants? pic.twitter.com/BQVSB9Zq0o

— Freddie Campion (@FreddieCampion) October 12, 2016

Let me die now.

Here's what the electoral map would look like if we lived in the Land of ür Olor, which has no elections https://t.co/MGE0I6mq90

— Casey Kolderup (@ckolderup) October 12, 2016

Fine.

Here's what the electoral map would look like if it were a photo of Jeff Goldblum. pic.twitter.com/lfOCrjFTw0

— Merlin Mann (@hotdogsladies) October 12, 2016

Sure.

Here's what the electoral map would look like if only people on Reddit voted pic.twitter.com/El1kL8kYc4

— Gore Vidal Sassoon (@JimmyJazz1968) October 12, 2016

I am genuinely upset.

here's what the electoral map would look like in comic sans pic.twitter.com/Mwz0M9mHIu

— Liam (@inky) October 12, 2016

Leave me alone, I beg of you.

https://twitter.com/jwherrman/status/786286728101367808

THAT’S THE SAME MAP AS BEFORE.

here’s what the electoral map would look like if people truly voted their conscience pic.twitter.com/Wmd7vWYw7W

— Granblue Is the Warmest Colour (@alex_navarro) October 12, 2016

Must… look… away…

if only Gay Twitter voted pic.twitter.com/xjwkU7Mu9P

— David (@DiscreetLatino) October 12, 2016

Well, can’t dispute that one.

This is what the US electoral map would look like if it was covered in bees. pic.twitter.com/jmtPvmalOP

— . (@twlldun) October 12, 2016

Honestly, how do we even know there’s a map under there?

https://twitter.com/JohnGHendy/status/786290434746245120

Will give it a pass for the Simpsons reference.

https://twitter.com/libbycwatson/status/786289305857720322

Sounds… kind of lovely.

Here's what the electoral map would look like if just Leon voted: pic.twitter.com/ixlQQrpefs

— leon (@leyawn) October 12, 2016

Right. Sure.

https://twitter.com/DPD_/status/786247830293782528

Fair enough.

https://twitter.com/zdarsky/status/786254551368110080

Apology accepted.

here's what it would look like if only people making "here's what it would look like if only tk people voted" maps voted pic.twitter.com/jLfrJeqDX3

— Casey Johnston (@caseyjohnston) October 12, 2016

Oh no. We’re getting meta now.

here’s what the electoral map would look like if only funny people voted pic.twitter.com/QnPxY8CUgq

— Philip Bump (@pbump) October 12, 2016

These are dark times indeed.

https://twitter.com/FuckTheory/status/786293708790652929

Ah, the sweet bliss of nuclear annihilation. All is well. But if you get the chance, don’t forget to vote. Or you may not like how the final map looks.