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Hedgehogs are wonderful little critters! They make for great pets, openly masturbate, and are fast becoming the strongest cybersecurity force on the mobile market.

Turns out Apple‘s Touch ID fingerprint reader works perfectly with hedgehog paws.

It might take a few tries, but once your hedgehog is really in the cyber zone, Apple will log his little handprint and turn him into the key to your iPhone. And you thought your fingerprint was secure.

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