Gwyneth Paltrow wants you to buy this $17,000 solid gold dildo

Gwyneth Paltrow is many things: She’s an Oscar-winning actress, she’s a singer, she’s a lifestyle blogger. And now she can add something new to her ever-expanding repertoire: expensive sex toy saleswoman.

Yes, Gwyneth’s never-ridiculed and well-named lifestyle site, Goop, recommends that you purchase this gold dildo for your hot, steamy, no doubt prohibitively expensive bedroom antics. But before you begin posting about how irritating she is on various social media platforms, consider the annoying things Gwyneth Paltrow has done in the past.

1) She once said she can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year

2) She’s vocal about not giving kids carbohydrates

3) She hates capitalism (i.e., America)

4) She gives out annoying beauty tips

5) She married the lead singer of Coldplay

Once you see how many awful things Gweynth Paltrow has done, it makes perfect sense that she’d ask you to purchase a costly, cool-looking dildo that you definitely can’t afford. We should just expect her to be obnoxious without trying for the remainder of her career. In fact, we should actually be thanking her for sticking to her brand with such confidence. 

You do you, Gwyneth.

H/T National Post