Gwyneth Paltrow concedes she was ‘thinking about d*ck’ in this meme


Gwyneth Paltrow, queen of Goop, apparently has more on her mind than her healthy lifestyle brand. She more or less admitted on Tuesday—in a hilarious fashion—to “thinking about dick” during happy hour.

Cosmopolitan reports that the ordeal came about when fashion journalist and socialite Derek Blasberg posted a photo of Paltrow grinning over a martini.

It does seem that Paltrow often has a mysterious, cheeky expression. Meme Instagram account @gaybestfriend apparently picked up on this, reposting the snapshot with the caption: “Me at happy hour pretending to listen to my friends but really thinking about dick.”

They don’t call it a cocktail for nothin @connorkrill @vtammm

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Even better, Paltrow chimed in the comments section and admitted as much. “Ain’t that the damn truth,” she wrote.

Gwyneth Paltrow had the best response to this meme that accused her of 'thinking about d*ck.' gaybestfriend/Instagram

So from now, please refer to Paltrow as her true title, queen of Goop—and queen of dick.

H/T Cosmopolitan

Kris Seavers

Kris Seavers

Kris Seavers is the IRL editor for the Daily Dot. Her work has appeared in Central Texas publications, including Austin Monthly and San Antonio Magazine, and on NPR.