Exclusive: ‘God’ finally admits giving humans free will was a bad idea

2 Girls 1 Podcast GOD

The Daily Dot (Licensed)

Prepare ye the way of THE LORD.

For thousands of years, God has communicated with humanity via dusty tomes, prophets, and the occasional miracle.

But it’s 2019, and the internet is way more efficient for reaching the flock. That’s why God has spent the last few years amassing followers on Facebook and Twitter and smiting hypocrites and blasphemers (aka trolls) with his digital wrath (and funny lists of memes, as you do). And if you’ve noticed that He’s a little less about fire and brimstone and more about calling bullshit on modern religion, you’re not wrong.

This week on 2 Girls 1 Podcast, Alli and Jen (actors who perform weird internet content on stage) have an intimate and exclusive conversation with The Almighty about His new social media strategy, His role in American politics, Jesus, the conservatives who keep putting words in His mouth, dick pics, free will, and his new podcast, The God Show.

You’ll also find out God’s favorite video game (Spoiler alert: It’s The Sims).

Listen to episode 82 of #2G1P right here:

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2 Girls 1 Podcast is hosted by Allison Goldberg and Jennifer Jamula, and is produced and edited by Matt Silverman in New York City. Production assistance is provided by The Podglomerate.

Matt Silverman

Matt Silverman

Matt Silverman is the director of video and producer of 2 Girls 1 Podcast at the Daily Dot. He has been making internet shows and viral videos for nearly a decade, and has directed top talent including John Oliver, Kevin Bacon, Kate McKinnon, Alton Brown, and the Sesame Street Muppets. Silverman is also the creator of FREE DAD VIDEOS, a comedy and music channel with his young children.