Giant gummy bear is no match for liquid nitrogen and shotgun

Sweet dreams, little buddy.

Mar 1, 2020, 1:28 pm*

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Miles Klee 

Miles Klee

Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that someone gave you a five-pound gummy bear for Christmas. Let’s further suppose that you have no plans to gnaw on it for the next month, nor do you have access to a pack of feral children willing to tear it apart in a piranha-like frenzy.

Given these conditions, there’s just one suitable course of action: freeze the thing with liquid nitrogen and unload a 12-gauge shotgun into its corn-syrup heart. A few times. Trust us.

Watch out, oversize chocolate Easter bunnies—you’re next.

H/T Digg | Photo via carsandwater/YouTube

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*First Published: Jan 2, 2015, 6:49 pm