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Just 100 likes? Doesn’t seem like that many. Also, he calls them “favs.” Get with the times, Ryan: Twitter changed over to “likes” back in November.
Next, post this annoying and fake-looking video of yourself throwing what may or may not be a Rolex out the window of your car.
That could be a Casio for all we know, but more importantly, we never see it actually exit the window. It’s far more likely that he dropped it on the floor. However, he does get extra douche points for:
- Playing a super annoying song while doing this
- Having one of those digital speedometers only found in the douchiest of cars
- Referring to his Rolex as a “Rolly”
Even Total Frat Move, uncritical aggregator of some extremely douchey Internet content, called this guy an asshole:
Lest you think this is just some college boy having a bit of fun, consider this last bit of evidence:
All of which makes us wonder: How many likes does he have to get to throw himself off that same bridge?
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.