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‘Cheap bastard’ Eric Trump stole lemonade from a Vegas In-N-Out

Does that make him smart?

Jun 29, 2017, 9:31 am*

Internet Culture

April Siese 

April Siese

The Trump family sure enjoyed their trip to Las Vegas for the final presidential debate. Rejected Voldemort prototype Eric Trump decided to take a day and enjoy the sights and sounds of Sin City.

But all that idle sitting while watching his father fuck with a microphone on Wednesday night sure helped Eric work up an appetite. So he headed to the In-N-Out near the strip and got to chowing down.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BLxaQ1AB2Qn/

Eric’s got the social media presence of a wet Valpack gathering mold in a mailbox, so his wife shared their little adventure. And so did a fan.

It’s unclear what the Trumps ordered, but it sure as hell looks like Eric stole some of In-N-Out’s signature lemonade like a conspicuous asshole. In-N-Out’s branding is unmistakeable, to the point that even CSI has mocked it up for its Vegas iteration. Hell, CSI has even namedropped In-N-Out. The only shit they’re serving in a clear plastic cup is good ol’ H2O.

https://twitter.com/sainttoad/status/789246956874838016

We all know what you’re doing, Eric. Cheap bastard

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*First Published: Oct 21, 2016, 9:10 pm