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And where many would let this fact slowly ruin their lives, this dude saw a golden opportunity and seized it. With great coincidence comes great responsibility, right?
Hence these two hilarious conversations, the first with an employee who finds out she’s responsible for killing and plucking chickens at 4:30 a.m. the next day, the second with a customer incensed that she was charged for—but didn’t get—the extra cheese she ordered.
Prank calls are just so much better in reverse.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'