Drink up, turn up, escalator up.
Climbing stairs is one of the most difficult things to do while drunk (right next to opening a can of Chef Boyardee). So one hammered guy thought it’d be a good idea to forgo them and take the escalator.
Except there seems to be one tiny glitch:
This is going to be a long night.
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