https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_paQ3EaUiY#t=108

What your body is really thinking when you’re too drunk to have sex

It's a dong monologue. A dongologue, if you will.

Mar 1, 2020, 9:54 am*

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Miles Klee

This article contains sexually explicit content.

For those of us with external genitalia and and a tendency to hit the sauce hard, there inevitably comes a moment at which, to quote the Dead Kennedys, one becomes too drunk to fuck. The problem is, being men, we cannot bear to pass up the chance to do just that.

If you’ve never experienced “whiskey dick” firsthand, take a moment to educate yourself with this painful documentary on the all-too-common phenomenon. As you’ll find out, there’s no personal agony quite like it.  

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_paQ3EaUiY

When will science produce a cure? Maybe never. But at least rock stars are suffering too.

H/T BroBible | Photo via realrobmor/YouTube

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*First Published: Feb 18, 2015, 8:18 pm