Nightmarish Photoshop reveals that Donald Trump has mouths for eyes

Hey there—you busy? Great, this should just take a second. 

First of all, get a good look at Donald Trump. We know you’re probably sick of his face, but this is important.

Notice anything unusual here—besides the orange skin, the cotton-candy hair, and the fact that this dude is on track to become the most powerful man in the free world? No? OK, now take a gander at another Trump photo:

Wow, that is…uncanny. Some real facial synergy right there. But surely his mouth and eyes aren’t 100 percent identical.

God dammit, Danny. You just ruined our entire weekend.

Photo via @recordsANDradio/Twitter

Miles Klee

Miles Klee

Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions,  and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'