Puppy Sues Landlord Over Faulty Plumbing
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Mosby filed a $1.2 million suit over low water pressure.

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puppy named Mosby had barely settled in to his brand new, one-bedroom apartment when he noticed something was amiss.

“The water pressure was really low,” says Molly McManus, a neighbor in the same building. “Just a trickle from the faucet and showerhead. And the toilet wouldn’t really flush.”

Mosby has consequently filed a lawsuit against the management company for a whopping $1.2 million.

“It was a week before Prism Properties fixed the issue,” says Mosby’s attorney Richard Roberts. “That’s seven days of pain and suffering without a strong shower or warm bath. You think this puppy’s fluffy fur just comes out like that? He needs water pressure!”

Sources tell The Fluffington Post that the judge hearing the case is expected to laugh long and hard before dismissing it outright.

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