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Andrew Wyrich

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Posted on Aug 29, 2022   Updated on Aug 30, 2022, 6:45 am CDT

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Hello fellow citizens of the internet! Andrew here. Welcome to today’s edition of web_crawlr

It’s Monday, which means it is time for our Tech Reporter Mikael’s “One Dumb Conspiracy” column. 

Meanwhile, our top stories today include: how Facebook’s new chatbot is under even more scrutiny, why fans of Euphoria are blaming the showrunner for an actress leaving the show, a look at a congressman wants the Treasury Department to let crypto users get their money from Tornado Cash, and a report on how Yelp will now prominently label crisis pregnancy centers. 

Down below we’ve got a viral video that has people wondering why no one eats at Burger King

Let’s get to it. See you tomorrow! 

— A.W. 

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👋 Before you go

A Burger King employee’s viral TikTok has a lot of people wondering why no one ever eats there.

A TikToker posted the clip earlier this week, and it shows an employee offering a free Whopper, fries, and drink to anyone in the lobby. The camera then pans to reveal no one is there. It has more than 650,000 views.

Burger King employee at counter (l) Burger King interior (c) Burger King employee at counter (r)

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*First Published: Aug 29, 2022, 12:00 pm CDT