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A lesson in taking requests.
Um, clearly not. Watch as Juicy J’s intro puts an immediate end to her notes of distress and sullen squirming, a sure-fire tantrum transformed into pure sonic bliss. Raise that roof, kid.
Crisis averted, at least for a moment—we’d hate to see what happens when the song is over.
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Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'