Cows start furiously banging during local news segment

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow sex. Interrupting cow se—MOOOOOOOOOH YEAH.

Mar 1, 2020, 12:38 am*

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Gabe Bergado

Warning: This article contains sexually explicit cattle.

During a live news segment on Oklahoma City’s FOX 25, two cows decided it was the optimal time to get their dirty on. While newscaster Mitch English was interviewing a dairy farmer, one cow mounted the other and started getting busy. Very busy. Like, having taken several Viagras busy. 

While English was just trying to brush it off with some commentary, he made the situation even more awkwardly hilarious.

“Hey, we gotta make cattle. We gotta make some beef!” he exclaims. I don’t think reproducing was really on these cows’ minds. 

Either way, mooooo-ve out of the way. These cows are just trying to have a good time. 

Photo via anneke_b/Flickr (CC BY SA 2.0)

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*First Published: Jun 25, 2015, 5:24 pm