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Behold, the least informative thing you’ll see all day.
How did the 24/7 media mammoth botch a story about the mysterious leakage of nude photos pulled from the iCloud accounts of America’s hottest starlets? Let me count the ways:
1) They believe 4chan might be a person.
— Joshua Zane Weiss (@JoshuaZaneWeiss) September 2, 2014
2) They suggest changing your password from “password” to “pa$$word.”
3) At one point, this bro Bret Larson just starts laughing for no reason.
Anybody looking to work in a research department? Because I may know of a job opening.
Miles Klee is a novelist and web culture reporter. The former editor of the Daily Dot’s Unclick section, Klee’s essays, satire, and fiction have appeared in Lapham’s Quarterly, Vanity Fair, 3:AM, Salon, the Awl, the New York Observer, the Millions, and the Village Voice. He's the author of two odd books of fiction, 'Ivyland' and 'True False.'