Warning: This post contains minor spoilers for Avengers: Endgame.
For the last year, a theory circulating around the internet claimed that Ant-Man (aka Scott Lang) could destroy Thanos by crawling up his butt and expanding. Now that Avengers: Endgame is out, we know that Ant-Man does not crawl up Thanos’ butt (sorry). But the Russo Brothers, who directed the last chapter in the Avengers saga (well, until Disney makes more Marvel films), still managed to include some butt-related content involving Ant-Man in the film.
In Endgame, Ant-Man claims that Steve Rogers/Captain America has a great ass. More specifically, it’s “America’s ass.” And who can argue with that assessment? Even Steve agrees with him. Tony Stark also comments on Rogers’ backside, telling him in the same scene that “that suit did nothing for your ass.”
Fans clearly loved all this butt talk between three men.
https://twitter.com/stehptehptehp/status/1121452635582689280
"As far as I'm concerned that is America's ass". – Scott Lang an intellectual pic.twitter.com/XmOuvrKvZd
— S🍙m is Kenough (@saammyy_th) April 24, 2019
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https://twitter.com/SassyMamainLA/status/1121810521605337088
https://twitter.com/jeonpocky_/status/1121823929117462528
America‘s ass. Ask Tony. #AvangersEndgame #Stony pic.twitter.com/aFL5OhPHxJ
— Nat ✨ (@downeydiaries) April 24, 2019
https://twitter.com/avvngrs/status/1121330061787815937
America's ass 🤭🤫#CaptainAmerica #AvengersEndgame pic.twitter.com/bufktcbBWp
— Eddie Reyes (@eddie_reyes25) April 26, 2019
“America’s ass” feels like it was written specifically for Twitter, a place where people are regularly horny on main. What a gift.
What about the other asses of the Marvel Cinematic Universe? You can check them all out in this great thread from last year.
https://twitter.com/imsorrytony/status/992939627693707264
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