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Your favorite boob-twerking model is back with a Valentine’s Day surprise
Sara X is a national treasure.
She’s back and better than ever with a very special Valentine’s Day surprise: a video of her twerking her boobs to the tune of what every minimally talented fourth-grader learns to play during piano lessons, Beethoven’s “Für Elise.”
Is the somber “Für Elise” a totally appropriate tune for Valentine’s Day? Nah, not really. Are Sara’s frenetic boob-twerking motions in sync with the somber tune, as more than one YouTube commenter has pointed out? Not exactly! But you still gotta love someone who responds to her critics with the following comment:
Sara X Mills/YouTube
Sara X, you are a goddamn national treasure and I will violently boob-twerk in the face of anyone who says differently.
H/T Barstool Sports | Screengrab via Sara X Mills/YouTube
EJ Dickson is a writer and editor who primarily covers sex, dating, and relationships, with a special focus on the intersection of intimacy and technology. She served as the Daily Dot’s IRL editor from January 2014 to July 2015. Her work has since appeared in the New York Times, Rolling Stone, Mic, Bustle, Romper, and Men’s Health.