Rudolph’s never looked like this before.
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The “Sexy Ugly Christmas Sweater” is sure to catch people’s attention at any party during this festive time of year. A convenient hole allows one of your breasts to hang out; with a cute little red pastie, this boob will look just like Rudolph the Reindeer. (And you’ll be glowing with confidence.)
Every red, green, or multi-colored sweater comes with reindeer eyes and nose pastie. And no two sweaters are alike, each made with tender love and care. The Etsy retailer, YourSassyGrandma, will also take custom size orders. But please note: The garment isn’t intended for breastfeeding since, the eyes can be a choking hazard. So no “Santa Baby” suckling.
Dudes can also get in on the fun with the men’s version of the sweater, which features a bigger gap for your pectoral muscle. A good amount of chest hair is suggested to help give the illusion of bushy reindeer fur.
No matter what gender you happen to be, you’ll look so hot in these sweaters that people won’t need that spiked cocoa to keep warm.
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