Sometimes Twitter can crash under the weight of its own redundancy. A big news story breaks, and users make the same joke over and over and over again.
Last night, when BuzzFeed published very wild allegations about President-elect Donald Trump, the same problem could have happened.
We could have had just a million ‘PEE-OTUS’ jokes that everybody got sick of 10 minutes later. Instead, the site exploded with phenomenal puns, burns, and witty takes.
Stark contrast as Pres. Obama delivers this farewell address while Trump tweets about allegations he paid prostitutes to pee on a hotel bed.
— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) January 11, 2017
♫ Then all the Russians loved him
— Christopher Moore (@TheAuthorGuy) January 11, 2017
And they shouted out with pee,
Donald the small hand facist
You'll go down in historee ♫#GoldenShowers
"If you're going through hell, keep going." – Winston Churchill
— E (@esheikh_) January 11, 2017
"Pee on my face" – Donald Trump #GoldenShowerGate pic.twitter.com/Ka7mOmscgW
https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/819191541013024770
"No pee-pee. YOU'RE the pee-pee."
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) January 11, 2017
"A house divided cannot stand."
— Amy Winehouse Stan Account (@aadanielk99) January 11, 2017
-Abe Lincoln
"The only thing to fear is fear itself."
-FDR
"Pee on my face"
-Donald Trump#GoldenShowers
STREEP spelled backwards is PEE RTs
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) January 11, 2017
Here's what the US electoral college map would look like if Trump were into it pic.twitter.com/W50HrngTp8
— James Folta (@JamesFolta) January 11, 2017
Dear Trump fans:
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 11, 2017
Turns out that hot mug of liberal tears you were sipping was something else entirely.
Did Obama say the "pee-ceful" transfer of power? Nice Trump burn!
— Larry Wilmore (@larrywilmore) January 11, 2017
Very empowering for our girls to know that one day, if they dream & work hard, they can pee on the President of the United States.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/818988344180965376
What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
— Julie Price (@juliepee) January 11, 2017
Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face.#watersportsgate #goldenshower
The president-elect of America pays hookers to pee on one another for his amusement.
— Cooper Barnes (@cooperbarnes) January 11, 2017
This isn't a joke.
Repeat, not a joke. #GoldenShowers
WHAT GETS AMERICA TO STAND AGAINST FASCISM
— Colin Spacetwinks (@spacetwinks) January 11, 2017
-FASCISM ITSELF: NO
-BLATANT BIGOTRY: NO
-MASSIVE CORRUPTION: NO
-PEE: WILL FIND OUT SOON
*reads the Trump pee story*
— rob fee (@robfee) January 11, 2017
*clears throat*
LOOKS LIKE HILLARYS EMAIL ISNT THE ONLY THING THAT LEAKED
*sails away in an ocean of high fives*
"We're going to pee in foreign hotel rooms and Russia is going to pay for it." – Donald Trump, probably. #GoldenShowers
— Lana del Reydiohead (@farahpersaud) January 11, 2017
So Trump supports PP after all
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) January 11, 2017
The hilarity of Watersportsgate is almost worth the election of an actual gang of traitors:#GoldenShowers https://t.co/nMrKBuQIUJ
— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 11, 2017
OMG, what if the pee story *isn't* true and we're all defiling the good name of a pussy grabbing neo-Nazi Putin puppet conman!?!
— Tina Dupuy (@TinaDupuy) January 11, 2017
Every single one of these tweets is absolutely a delight to read. Treasure them all.