Twitter erupts in glee over Trump’s alleged Russian sex-ploits

Stark contrast as Pres. Obama delivers this farewell address while Trump tweets about allegations he paid prostitutes to pee on a hotel bed.

— Jon Lovett (@jonlovett) January 11, 2017

♫ Then all the Russians loved him
And they shouted out with pee,
Donald the small hand facist
You’ll go down in historee ♫#GoldenShowers

— Christopher Moore (@TheAuthorGuy) January 11, 2017

“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill

“Pee on my face” – Donald Trump #GoldenShowerGate pic.twitter.com/Ka7mOmscgW

— E (@esheikh_) January 11, 2017

🎶 Let’s talk about Trump, baby
Let’s talk about hooker pee
Let’s talk about Russian hacking,
Muslim tracking, that may be 🎶

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) January 11, 2017

“No pee-pee. YOU’RE the pee-pee.”

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) January 11, 2017

“A house divided cannot stand.”
-Abe Lincoln

“The only thing to fear is fear itself.”
-FDR

“Pee on my face”
-Donald Trump#GoldenShowers

— Daniel Kennedy (@aadanielk99) January 11, 2017

STREEP spelled backwards is PEE RTs

— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) January 11, 2017

Here’s what the US electoral college map would look like if Trump were into it pic.twitter.com/W50HrngTp8

— ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ғᴏʟᴛᴀ (@JamesFolta) January 11, 2017

Dear Trump fans:

Turns out that hot mug of liberal tears you were sipping was something else entirely.

— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 11, 2017

Did Obama say the “pee-ceful” transfer of power? Nice Trump burn!

— Larry Wilmore (@larrywilmore) January 11, 2017

Very empowering for our girls to know that one day, if they dream & work hard, they can pee on the President of the United States.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) January 11, 2017

Obama trying to deliver a somber farewell speech while everyone’s yelling at Trump about pee is the perfect epitaph for this past year

— Hippo (@InternetHippo) January 11, 2017

What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
Trump wouldn’t pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face.#watersportsgate #goldenshower

— Julie Price (@JuliePee) January 11, 2017

The president-elect of America pays hookers to pee on one another for his amusement.
This isn’t a joke.
Repeat, not a joke. #GoldenShowers

— Cooper Barnes (@cooperbarnes) January 11, 2017

WHAT GETS AMERICA TO STAND AGAINST FASCISM

-FASCISM ITSELF: NO
-BLATANT BIGOTRY: NO
-MASSIVE CORRUPTION: NO
-PEE: WILL FIND OUT SOON

— Colin Spacetwinks (@spacetwinks) January 11, 2017

*reads the Trump pee story*
*clears throat*
LOOKS LIKE HILLARYS EMAIL ISNT THE ONLY THING THAT LEAKED
*sails away in an ocean of high fives*

— Rob Fee (@robfee) January 11, 2017

“We’re going to pee in foreign hotel rooms and Russia is going to pay for it.” – Donald Trump, probably. #GoldenShowers

— farah (@farahpersaud) January 11, 2017

So Trump supports PP after all

— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) January 11, 2017

The hilarity of Watersportsgate is almost worth the election of an actual gang of traitors:#GoldenShowers https://t.co/nMrKBuQIUJ

— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 11, 2017

OMG, what if the pee story *isn’t* true and we’re all defiling the good name of a pussy grabbing neo-Nazi Putin puppet conman!?!

— Tina Dupuy (@TinaDupuy) January 11, 2017