Conan introduces us to the Apple Pocketwatch

Worried you won’t be able to afford the ultra-sleek Apple Watch when it comes out in April? Fret no longer, there’s a solution for all you out there on a tighter budget: the Apple Pocketwatch.

For only $259 and mailing in your iPhone (sorry Android users, this probably isn’t compatible with your gadgets), you can get the snazzy Pocketwatch. You’ll be the coolest guy in the office and will have something new to talk about at the water cooler instead of your daughter’s soccer game. 

Well, OK, so yeah this is just Conan spoofing the long-awaited Apple Watch. But think of the difference it could make. You could take video while trying to hypnotize someone to sleep. And instead of just repeating “I’m late!” over and over, the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland could just Snapchat the queen letting her know he’s on his way.

What’s next? We’re hoping for the Apple Pocket Square. 

Screengrab via Conan/YouTube

Gabe Bergado

Gabe Bergado

Gabe Bergado is a Daily Dot alumnus who covered dank memes, teens, and the weirdest corners of the Internet. One time, Ted Cruz supporters turned him into a meme—or at least tried to. In 2017, he started reporting for Teen Vogue's entertainment section.