Conan introduces us to the Apple Pocketwatch

It's a must have for all Apple lovers.


Gabe Bergado

Internet Culture

Published Mar 20, 2015   Updated May 29, 2021, 6:31 am CDT

Worried you won’t be able to afford the ultra-sleek Apple Watch when it comes out in April? Fret no longer, there’s a solution for all you out there on a tighter budget: the Apple Pocketwatch.

For only $259 and mailing in your iPhone (sorry Android users, this probably isn’t compatible with your gadgets), you can get the snazzy Pocketwatch. You’ll be the coolest guy in the office and will have something new to talk about at the water cooler instead of your daughter’s soccer game. 

Well, OK, so yeah this is just Conan spoofing the long-awaited Apple Watch. But think of the difference it could make. You could take video while trying to hypnotize someone to sleep. And instead of just repeating “I’m late!” over and over, the White Rabbit from Alice in Wonderland could just Snapchat the queen letting her know he’s on his way.

What’s next? We’re hoping for the Apple Pocket Square. 

Screengrab via Conan/YouTube

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*First Published: Mar 20, 2015, 11:11 am CDT