Ever since Anthony Scaramucci began tweeting from the handle @ScaramucciPost, those who enjoyed the volatile spectacle of his short, profane stint in the White House have been waiting to know what his new media venture would be.
Would it be a flame-throwing right-wing blog, a socialist fanzine, a fiscally liberal podcast, or a 24/7 Facebook Live video of those two cats ringing a bell for treats again and again?
Well, Scaramucci finally dropped two new videos explaining what the MoochPost is. And guess what? It’s centrist AF.
https://twitter.com/ScaramucciPost/status/913080348766015488
Mooch doesn’t even explain if it’s a blog! All he says is that it will be a “center lane in a two-lane highway.” (Of politics? Of life? Of that shitty section of I-95 in Connecticut that’s always backed up? No one knows.)
The MooPo will be about moderation (OK) and will be about what “is right and wrong in a society… as opposed to what is left and right.” Let the wise King Mooch tell us denizens of his land what is good.
He also repeatedly mispronounces “pendulum” (because that’s a difficult word to say). But he’ll be in the center of it, he repeats, possibly getting repeatedly hit with the pendulum, I guess, if we extend that metaphor out.
It will, however, Scaramucci promises, be a “world-class experience,” as if this were an upscale cruiseliner and not people writing blogs on the internet. He also dropped the same video on Instagram, essentially.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BZjYxDcDZ5x/
The Scaramucci Post launches Oct. 2.