Does life get any more annoying than when you’re completely naked and about to use the bathroom when you discover there’s no toilet paper to be found and only an empty roll in its place? Probably not. Which means you should always take a photo of the empty roll and post it on social media.
But beware. You’re still naked, and there are tiny mirrors that might expose you to the world unknowingly.
Andy Richter—Conan O’Brien’s sidekick and a man who’s never not a solid comedy presence—did not take heed of this warning. Which he was all too happy to admit after the fact.
Seriously. Hang a poster of this above my coffin at my funeral, so all will know what these ppl put me through pic.twitter.com/Kww06grM88
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 31, 2015
Where’s the nudity, you’re asking? Zoom and enhance!
Just realized I posted a nude selfie pic.twitter.com/83dRGLKKN8
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 31, 2015
Richter, though, had a couple of clarifications. He was about to take a shower and not, um, do anything else that would, um, require the use of, um, toilet paper to clean up afterward. Also, Richter said there are at least five other rolls within easy reach of the toilet, so the original point stands.
But what is that point, Andy?
…THE POINT IS THESE BUMS DON'T HAVE NO CONSIDERATION FOR NOBODY! (also, my tits look weirder in that reflection than they really are)
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) December 31, 2015
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