Summer's hottest new accessory? A penis necklace, apparently. Truly, you can buy anything off the internet. Usually, you have to go to Etsy to find niche oddities, but this $60 necklace demonstrates Amazon has no shortage of its own offerings. Penis necklaces are already a thing. However, this Amazon necklace is a very special penis necklace. Pull on the golden chain (also available in silver) and it goes from flaccid to erect. https://www.facebook.com/SnarkyCrafter/photos/a.435867766806029/877587562634045/?type=3&theater The seller that offers it primarily makes perfectly reasonable jewelry like non-penis rings and earrings. Customer reviews for the necklace are mixed. One customer seems upset their necklace isn't erecting properly, slapping a two-star rating on the product. "Cool to look at, but doesn't function as described. I'll probably have to take it to a jeweler if I want it to function properly–No quick Viagra-fix," the customer wrote. Others who are giving whopping five-star ratings seem to only be handing them out as gag gifts. "Everybody that I've given this to has found it to be a great and funny gift," another customer wrote. Gag gifts for friends make a lot of sense, but is there a market where a penis necklace is a legit fashion statement? After perusing social media, it seems there is. A handful of people on Twitter are admitting to owning one. https://twitter.com/Pretear/status/601151370574594048 https://twitter.com/bees_wingz/status/635273280769912832 https://twitter.com/Suburbsexaddict/status/635292998494851072 https://twitter.com/theviciouspixie/status/545596602443112448 So if you, too, have always had an erectable-penis-necklace-shaped hole in your life, the internet is here to help you fill it. READ MORE:
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