Everyone’s making fun of sweaty Infowars man and radio conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. That is a given. Today, though, they’re making fun of him for a photo wherein he rides a horse. Shirtless.
There's a war on for your mind and https://t.co/q3XYgIsba1 is the 21st century cavalry! pic.twitter.com/O90PwBzwA2
— Alex Jones (@RealAlexJones) October 4, 2016
There is a war on for your mind, and one side of it is being fought by a Kevin James bobblehead on a horse who believes 9/11 was an inside job.
Naturally, the non-conspiratorial community (everyone) is taking the opportunity to score sick owns against Jones’ body, beliefs, and choice of footwear.
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again. pic.twitter.com/8yiHL3A0G4
— The Baffler (@thebafflermag) October 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/jenihead/status/783403074178064384
it's with a heavy heart i must announce that alex jones is at it again pic.twitter.com/DOW1V7S8as
— 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌 (@immolations) October 3, 2016
Could someone do me a solid and get me the deets of whoever photographs Alex Jones? I need some hotdogs photographed for a restaurant menu
— Post-Badman (@The_Swole_Nerd) October 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/4evrmalone/status/783379836719009794
Why won't the mainstream media report on what are thooooose pic.twitter.com/XW0n2H00aK
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) October 4, 2016
it's OK alex…just a few more seconds….and you can breathe out… pic.twitter.com/NOr59afYfU
— mr. “just joined a new forum” (@Papapishu) October 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/sexualjumanji/status/783387802750758913
@deep_beige @Mobute "Yes, officer, that is the large, shirtless man who accosted us at the Arby's." pic.twitter.com/k5tuNRsXhp
— Mr. "@rjwhite.bsky.social" (@rj_white) April 30, 2015
https://twitter.com/Cryptoterra/status/783382143451865089
https://twitter.com/bafeldman/status/783380053409296384
alex jones is shaped like a street shark
— chris (@ElMeIloi) October 4, 2016
The best, most ironical and self-owning part of all of this? Jones is also a peddler of nutritional supplements for men. As you can see, they do… whatever that was.
I probably wouldn't mock Jones' appearance if he wasn't himself using it to try and sell people fraudulent muscle potions
— Post-Badman (@The_Swole_Nerd) October 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/The_Swole_Nerd/status/783403940075495428
https://t.co/kTmpRCy59k pic.twitter.com/6eMRQs5Xwb
— Brendan James (@deep_beige) April 30, 2015
The horse thing has also provided a great opportunity to remind people of Jones’ tantrums and wacky beliefs:
https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/783403829433806848
Pictured: Alex Jones in his fight against the globalists pic.twitter.com/3WKMgMynuZ
— Post-Badman (@The_Swole_Nerd) October 4, 2016
for a good time, open this in 12 tabs https://t.co/YL6J0afM4D
— mr. “just joined a new forum” (@Papapishu) October 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/783408976184610816
Even other conspiracy theorists are going after him. Nibiru, the alleged “Planet X” that Jones once disbelieved and now grudgingly accepts, is trending on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/AlmightyBoob/status/783404835378860032
It is a great day to be Alex Jones, or be anyone other than Alex Jones.