Everyone’s making fun of sweaty Infowars man and radio conspiracy theorist Alex Jones. That is a given. Today, though, they’re making fun of him for a photo wherein he rides a horse. Shirtless.
https://twitter.com/RealAlexJones/status/783370537292566529
There is a war on for your mind, and one side of it is being fought by a Kevin James bobblehead on a horse who believes 9/11 was an inside job.
Naturally, the non-conspiratorial community (everyone) is taking the opportunity to score sick owns against Jones’ body, beliefs, and choice of footwear.
Don’t talk to me or my son ever again. pic.twitter.com/8yiHL3A0G4
— The Baffler (@thebafflermag) October 4, 2016
Alex Jones is animorphing into a barrel
— recognize. (@jenihead) October 4, 2016
it's with a heavy heart i must announce that alex jones is at it again pic.twitter.com/DOW1V7S8as
— ▀▀▀▀▀▀ (@immolations) October 3, 2016
Could someone do me a solid and get me the deets of whoever photographs Alex Jones? I need some hotdogs photographed for a restaurant menu
— The Blairite Witch Project (@The_Swole_Nerd) October 4, 2016
Change dot com petition to rescue this horse. https://t.co/Awg2s5RaKd
— Madison Malone Kircher (@4evrmalone) October 4, 2016
Why won't the mainstream media report on what are thooooose pic.twitter.com/XW0n2H00aK
— Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) October 4, 2016
it's OK alex…just a few more seconds….and you can breathe out… pic.twitter.com/NOr59afYfU
— chris person (@Papapishu) October 4, 2016
A 5%er could be a business professional, an athlete; in all walks of life you can apply the 5% mentality and lifestyle. pic.twitter.com/VUdcgEglU0
— pete gohan creator of raid shadow legends (@sexualjumanji) October 4, 2016
@deep_beige @Mobute "Yes, officer, that is the large, shirtless man who accosted us at the Arby's." pic.twitter.com/k5tuNRsXhp
— RJ, after receiving a very tentative "gangs away," (@rj_white) April 30, 2015
how did they get a donkey on that horse https://t.co/bZ1StTCrH6
— Bris Angel (@Cryptoterra) October 4, 2016
https://twitter.com/bafeldman/status/783380053409296384
alex jones is shaped like a street shark
— Chriskandar (@ElMeIloi) October 4, 2016
The best, most ironical and self-owning part of all of this? Jones is also a peddler of nutritional supplements for men. As you can see, they do… whatever that was.
I probably wouldn't mock Jones' appearance if he wasn't himself using it to try and sell people fraudulent muscle potions
— The Blairite Witch Project (@The_Swole_Nerd) October 4, 2016
Before you buy some of Alex Jones' muscle malk please see this picture illustrating my point re: his cosmetic surgery pic.twitter.com/HI57j20B9o
— The Blairite Witch Project (@The_Swole_Nerd) October 4, 2016
https://t.co/kTmpRCy59k pic.twitter.com/6eMRQs5Xwb
— Brendan James (@deep_beige) April 30, 2015
The horse thing has also provided a great opportunity to remind people of Jones’ tantrums and wacky beliefs:
https://twitter.com/cafedotcom/status/783403829433806848
Pictured: Alex Jones in his fight against the globalists pic.twitter.com/3WKMgMynuZ
— The Blairite Witch Project (@The_Swole_Nerd) October 4, 2016
for a good time, open this in 12 tabs https://t.co/YL6J0afM4D
— chris person (@Papapishu) October 4, 2016
when i slide into your DMs pic.twitter.com/a4vO4yrsGp
— eve peyser (@evepeyser) October 4, 2016
Even other conspiracy theorists are going after him. Nibiru, the alleged “Planet X” that Jones once disbelieved and now grudgingly accepts, is trending on Twitter:
lol nibiru is trending
— Gothic Arse'ole 🏴☭ (@AlmightyBoob) October 4, 2016
It is a great day to be Alex Jones, or be anyone other than Alex Jones.