When someone has gone to the effort of making the Internet and the world at large an even slightly better place, they are da real MVP. Selflessness is all too rare a trait online, and we must celebrate those who practice it. They are the heroes we don’t deserve—but need.

Policeman gets in formation with moves from Beyoncé’s world tour
Could this end the controversy once and for all?
We should all feel terrible for whoever runs the Cincinnati Zoo’s Twitter account
Nobody could be more haunted by Harambe, the ape that died.
Snoop Dogg autographs lucky fan’s citation for marijuana possession
Finally, that misdemeanor has meaning.
Bottle flip by Olympic swimmer may be the best of 2016
How much talent can one dude have?
Dudes claim $50 reward for finding prosthetic leg stolen by beavers
This might be the weirdest lost-and-found story in the history of Craigslist.
Girlfriend totally wins the award for best Pokémon nicknames
Tentacool's new moniker is a perfect ending.
Script for 9/11 episode of ‘Seinfeld’ is real, and it’s spectacular
It'll make you cringe, and laugh, and cringe again.