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Everyone loves this bot that prints out Donald Trump’s tweets and burns them
This bot quite literally roasts Donald Trump's really bad tweets.
Someone mysteriously pooped in these Coke cans that were waiting to be filled
Coca-Cola cans filled with excrement were found at a factory in Northern Ireland.
A botched Cristiano Ronaldo bust is soccer’s greatest meme
Cristiano Ronald had a statue made in his honor, but it was very clearly not made in his honor.
This is your dog on drugs—and it’s pretty adorable
Dogs after they get pain medicine is an excellent new Twitter niche.
The 37 greatest animal videos of all time
Every animal video is great, but these are the best.
Watch all the good dogs go up the steps one-by-one as their names are called
This is the best group of good dogs we've ever seen.
Donald Trump’s speeches are now a whiny early-2000s emo song
Emo Trump takes the words right out of Trump's mouth, and makes the into an emo song that would be perfect in the mid-2000s.
Here’s why ‘do not swear on my profile’ pictures are all over Facebook
Do teens really want you not to swear on their profile? Yes, the 'do not swear on my profile' meme would have you believe.
Delta roasts United on Twitter over leggings debacle
'Fly by the seat of your pants' is somehow a business model now.
‘Cash Me Ousside’ teen is getting a TV show, how bow dat
Viral star Danielle Bregoli is coming to the small screen in her own TV show.
Woman trolls the entire planet with Facebook post about how Australia isn’t real
People are up in arms over a woman declaring Australia to not be real.
Woman finds an amazing way to make $5 from every single Tinder match
If a woman asks you for $5 on Tinder, you aren't going to get sex.
Trump looks miserable meeting with women business leaders
Good thing there's only four more days of Women's History Month.