Donald Trump and running mate unveil their phallic new logo
This may not have been thought all the way through.
‘D**ks out for Harambe’ is a movement Danny Trejo supports
This is just the tip of Harambe advocacy.
Place your bids for this rare photo of Babe Ruth pretending a baseball bat is his d**k
This is Ruth's money shot.
Dude sends White House a picture of his d*ck in a chef-shaped wine holder
That's one way to use kitchenware.
Double Dick Dude shares the literal ins and outs of his anatomy—and more!
He also has a book out! And he loves puppies!
This website is taking actual bets on Donald Trump’s d**k size
The odds are good, and the goods are odd.
‘Girthers’ to Donald Trump: ‘Produce the schlong form girth certificate!’
America demands to see what Donald Trump is working with.