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EXCLUSIVE: Anti-vax dating site that let people advertise ‘mRNA FREE’ semen left all its user data exposed

Some issues have since been fixed after a security researcher discovered numerous vulnerabilities.

On Jul 25, 2022 by Mikael Thalen

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The explosion at a bull semen factory generated a lot of obvious jokes

Firefighters had to dodge 'projectiles'.

On Sep 18, 2019 by Siobhan Ball

Hyatt Middle School

Middle schoolers investigated for allegedly serving semen crepes to teachers

The students could face felony charges.

On May 21, 2019 by Samira Sadeque

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Men can now test their sperm count using a smartphone app

Complete with some awful tutorial videos.

On Jan 18, 2017

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This personal trainer is trying to make ‘sperm smoothies’ a thing

Yep, you read that right.

On Nov 11, 2016 by Jaya Saxena

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The Semenette is a sex toy that can help LGBT couples conceive

Forget the turkey baster.

On Mar 2, 2015 by EJ Dickson

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That gross semen-vaping video was a dumb viral hoax

Everything is awful and nothing is real.

On Feb 27, 2015 by Miles Klee

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Florida man allegedly vapes his friend’s semen on video

This is obviously NSFW.

On Feb 25, 2015 by Miles Klee

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Pastor accuses Starbucks of flavoring its coffee with semen of ‘sodomites’

Who knew that Starbucks drinks had this much flavor?

On Nov 6, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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Was this Chinese ‘sperm extractor’ the first sex robot for men?

Introducing the SW-3701 sperm extractor, which is basically a fancy name for "crazy Chinese sex robot."

On Oct 29, 2014 by EJ Dickson

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Let’s all laugh at this guy who’s been using toilets wrong his whole life

And you thought your life was embarrassing.

On Oct 17, 2014 by Miles Klee

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The editors of “The Onion” answer your questions

Plus: The r/sex semen taste experiment, a Reddit time machine, and dividing by 0.

On Oct 26, 2012 by Kevin Morris