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A Danish children’s program about a man with a giant prehensile penis has the internet perplexed

The show's title literally translates to 'penis man.'

On Jan 6, 2021 by Stacey Ritzen

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Husband of QAnon-supporting congresswoman-elect allegedly exposed himself to teen

Lauren Boebert's husband was arrested after allegedly exposing himself to a minor at a bowling alley.

On Dec 15, 2020 by Mikael Thalen

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‘Zoom D*ck’ trends after New Yorker reporter masturbates on work call (updated)

The legal analyst for the New Yorker and CNN has since been suspended.

On Oct 19, 2020 by Mikael Thalen

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The Cock Cam is here, and it’s exactly what it sounds like

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if you had an eye on your dick?

On Mar 14, 2019 by Alex Dalbey

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This men’s health app keeps track of your ‘boner streaks’

There is now an app for literally everything.

On Jan 19, 2018 by Phillip Tracy

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Utah dad warns school mascot’s name sounds like ‘penises’

Davis School District has big problems with phoenices.

On Nov 16, 2017 by Ana Valens

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Mom is livid because she thinks a penis was snuck into a kid’s cartoon

Does this look like a d**k to you?

On Sep 19, 2017 by David Covucci

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There’s a giant d**k hiding in plain sight on Bing’s homepage

Bing!

On Aug 17, 2017 by David Covucci

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This Jiftip d**k sticker is a shady, moronic non-alternative to condoms

Please, for the love of all that is holy, do not sticker your urethra closed.

On Aug 3, 2017 by Samantha Grasso

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Watch a man use a fidget spinner on the tip of his d**k

Are fidget spinners sexy now?

On Jun 14, 2017 by Jay Hathaway

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You can’t unsee penis eyeliner

It exists now, sorry.

On Nov 23, 2016 by Jaya Saxena

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This website is taking actual bets on Donald Trump’s d**k size

The odds are good, and the goods are odd.

On Mar 16, 2016 by Jay Hathaway

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Chicago hot-dog spot welcomes Donald Trump with tiny weiners

Make America Hungry Again.

On Mar 11, 2016 by Luke Winkie

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Donald Trump admits, through a series of hidden clues, that he has tiny fingers

Sometimes fingers are just fingers. Sometimes they aren't. Either way, we now know the truth.

On Mar 6, 2016 by Aaron Sankin

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‘Girthers’ to Donald Trump: ‘Produce the schlong form girth certificate!’

America demands to see what Donald Trump is working with.

On Mar 4, 2016 by Jay Hathaway