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‘The girls in the back were laughing’: Restaurant customer says they found staples in their coleslaw

'You stuck around for food after that?'

On May 9, 2023 by Jack Alban

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Here’s how 4 Mexican-American women really feel about Cinco de Mayo

Save for your 2-for-1 margarita deals for another day.

On May 5, 2018

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Internet roasts Mike Huckabee’s try-hard, racist Cinco de Mayo tweet

This might be worse than Trump's tweet last year on the historical holiday.

On May 5, 2017 by Samantha Grasso

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Trump will reportedly skip the White House’s Cinco de Mayo celebration

Last year President Obama threw a blowout with 500 guests.

On May 3, 2017 by Nidia Cavazos

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You can now make a reservation at Taco Bell

This is like heaven. If heaven is, in fact, a Taco Bell restaurant.

On Apr 28, 2017 by Josh Katzowitz

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Brazzers offers free Spanish porn to help you ‘celebrate’ Cinco de Mayo

Well, that's one way to commemorate the Franco-Mexican War.

On May 5, 2016 by Jaya Saxena

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Imagine if Mexicans celebrated 4th of July how Americans do Cinco de Mayo

'Four Loko of July!'

On Jul 3, 2015 by Gabe Bergado

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This ‘Tonight Show’ Cinco de Mayo segment is like bizarre performance art

Do you have a good answer to Jimmy Fallon's Big Question about Cinco de Mayo?

On May 7, 2015 by Gavia Baker-Whitelaw

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The ‘nipyata’ is a piñata filled with tiny bottles of booze

Happy Cinco de Drinko, as they say.

On May 5, 2015 by Marisa Kabas

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Dear white people celebrating Cinco de Mayo—you’re doing it wrong

The historical significance gets lost in the stereotypes.

On May 5, 2015 by Feliks Garcia

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How the whitest brands on Twitter will probably celebrate Cinco de Mayo

The racism will go 0 to 100 real quick.

On May 5, 2015 by Gabe Bergado, Miles Klee

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Why I hate St. Patrick’s Day

St. Patrick wouldn't approve.

On Mar 17, 2015 by Nico Lang